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freshman1985 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
1:23 LOL "distract them long enough from killing themselves" So wrong! but SO funny!
CadicusTheDamned (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"sometimes my computer spazzes! lol!"
nnavl130 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
This is so horrible.I love it!
LongWindedUsername (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"Durrrrr the media is full of shit men are dumb but I'm the one that does the rejecting durrrr"Yeah, you're a moron. First learn some basic grammar and sentence structure. After that learn to use your brain and common sense so that way you don't make more idiotic comments like this on PARODY news broadcasts. Not that you know what the word "parody" means anyway.Stop lying to the internet. No one likes you, men don't even give you the opportunity to get rejected. Kill yourself.
burnzorz (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
yeah, i agree, you should fuck some ugly chicks dude. Not everyone can be a winner you know.
peeponover (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
IDIOT? no use in using harsh wordsand NO I dont want to catch anything but thank you anyway lol lol lol I love it how easy it is to get some guys madjust with stating my opinion take the red pill dude
LongWindedUsername (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
This is a parody news broadcast, idiot. I doubt you're any sort of "catch".
peeponover (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I justify my lovethe media is so full of shitthe brain washing of the massesmen are easy to brainwash men have told me that they base their judgments on the cover of the book beforeopening it up and reading the facts
bluebeard2 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Wow, you don't have to justify yourself to us :)
dragonamt (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
That was so not funny at all until the very end!
poxflaza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"most women are able to sign up for an account alone, or with only the help of there children from there first failed marraige" lol!!
poxflaza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
bunch of dogs! rofl!!!
garrettkirkthompson (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"It's clear that internet dating sites, like these womens' lives, are not going anywhere.""What a bunch of dogs."I can't decide which one of those was the better closing line. The Onion never fails to make me laugh.
peeponover (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
this is soooooo silly funny I am a singlewoman and I have never been happier or freethe trick is lead the gentlemen on and thenLADIES HELLO you do the regecting lolremember they need use more thats rightI LOVE MEN:-)
jay7sa (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
What a bunch of dogs..that was a great one
socompass (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol i live in houston
paintdataint (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
i want to see a dead body.
eyeseekiel (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Ouch! SNAP!
BoontronMisslebeef (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Wait,wait,wait,this is all one sided,I met these women on the internet and the next thing you know, I'm on "Datelines" to catch a predator.I did'nt even get a chance to reject anyone,and now I have this prison guard telling me he "loves" me. The onion needs to be more fair.
ovechkin894 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
apparently this is real. if you post this on 10 videos you will get asked out or kissed. but if you break the chain you will see a dead girl tonight |
