Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.More coverage at: http://onion.com
The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes.More coverage at: http://onion.com
In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better job.
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.
Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.More coverage at: http://onion.com
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.More coverage at: http://onion.com
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.More coverage at: http://onion.com
