If you want me toI could hang 'round with youIf I only knewThat's what you're into.You and himHim and youIf that's whatYou're intoHim hanging 'roundAround youYou're hanging 'roundYeah, you're there too.And if you want me toI will take off all my clothes for youI will take off all my clothes for youIf that's what you're intoHow 'bout himIn the nude?If that's whatYou're into.In the nude in front of youIs that what you'd wanna view?If it's cool with youI'll let you get naked tooIt could be a dream come trueProviding that's what you are intoIs that whatYou're into?Him and youIn the nude?That's what he's prepared to doIs that the kind of thing you think you might be into?And then maybe laterWe get hot by the refrigeratorIn the kitchen next to the pantryYou think that might be what you fancy?In the buffBeing rudeDoing stuffWith the foodGetting lewdWith his foodWe heard that's what you are intoThen on our next dateWell, you could bring your roommateI don't know if Stu is keen toBut if you want we could double-team youHow about youAnd two dudes?Him, you and StuIn the nudeBeing lewd with two dudes with foodWell, that's if Stu's into it, tooAll the things I'd doThe things I'd do for youIf I only knewThat's what you're intoLyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
Lyrics from whatthefolk.netI'm the mother flippin' RhymenocerousMy beats are fly and the birds are on my backAnd I'm hornyI'm hornyIf you choose to proceed you will indeed concedeCos I hit you with my flowThe Wild Rhino Stampede.I'm not just wild, I'm trained,DomesticatedI was raised by a rapper and rhino that datedAnd subsequently procreatedThat's how it goesHere's the HiphopopotamusThe hip hop hippoThey call me the HiphopopotamusMy lyrics are bottomlessThey call me the HiphopopotamusFlows that glow like phosphorousPoppin' off the top of this esophagusRockin' this metropolisI'm not a large water-dwelling mammalWhere did you get that preposterous hypothesis?Did Steve tell you that, perchance?Steve.My rhymes and records they don't get playedBecause my records and rhymes they don't get madeAnd if you rap like me you don't get paidAnd if you roll like me you don't get laid.My rhymes are so potent that in this small segmentI made all of the ladies in the area pregnantYes, sometimes my lyrics are sexistBut you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.Other rappers dis meSay my rhymes are sissy.Why? Why? Why?What?Why exactly?What? Why?Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?Why?Why, because I rap about reality?Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.Hey! Ho!I'm the motherflippin'I'm the motherflippin'I'm the motherflippin'Who's the motherflippin?I'm the motherflippin'I'm the motherflippin'I'm the motherflippin'Motherflippin'
Bowie's in spaceBowie's in spaceWhat you doing out there, man?That's pretty freaky, BowieIsn't it cold out in space, Bowie?Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie?Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy, Bowie?Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back toEarth?Bet you do, you freaky old bastard youHey Bowie, do you have one really funky sequined space suit?Or do you have several ch-changes?Do you smoke grass out in space, Bowie?Or do they smoke Astroturf?Ooh!Receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antennaeDo you read me, Lieutenant Bowie?This is Bowie to BowieDo you hear me out there, man?This is Bowie back to BowieI read you loud and clear, manOoh yeah, man!Your signal's weak on my radar screenHow far out are you, man?I'm pretty far outThat's pretty far out, manOoh- ah- ooh!I'm orbiting PlutoOoh- ah- ooh!Drawn in by its groovitational(Groovitational pull)I'm jamming out with the Mick Jagger-nautsOoh, and they think it's pretty coolAre you okay, Bowie?What was that sound?I don't know, manOoh, it's the craziest sceneYeah, I'm picking it up on my LSD screenCan you see the stratosphere ringing?To the choir of Afronauts singingBowie's in spaceBowie's in spaceBowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie BowieBowie's in spaceBowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie BowieEena-ma-ma-meena-mina-mowiePhasers on funkyEena-ma-ma-meena-mina-mow eBa-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-Bowie's in SpaceLyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Too many mutha uckasUckin' with my shi-There's too many mutha uckasUckin' with my shi-Uckin' with my shi-Too many mutha uckasUckin' with my shi-With my shi-How many mutha uckas?Too many to countMutha uckasI pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightlyMutha uckas at the bank trying to play meAnd I'm out for my account'Cause out on A.POn APYeah, you know meMutha ucka charge a two buck transaction feeMakes my payment shortMy rent comes back to meMinus a twenty-five dollar penaltySo you'll see me 'cause of your mutha uckin' feeRead the wordsOn my ATM slip, it saidWe're all mutha uckasAnd we're uckin' with your shi-Too many mutha uckasUckin' with my shi-My transaction shi-!There's too many mutha uckasUckin' with my shi-My weekly statement shi-!My weekly statement shi-!Too many mutha uckasUckin' with my shi-With my balance shi-!How many mutha uckas?Too many to countMutha uckasThe mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' groceryThe mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a KiwiThe shi- fight's gonna get vicious and maliciousCut the cra- ...I need my red deliciousTells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't validGonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit saladThen... ... Granny Smith... ......an avocado... ... b-... -a... ......a mango... ...Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!Too many mutha uckasUckin' with my shi-I'm gonna juice the mutha uckaThere's too many mutha uckasUckin' with my shi-He's gonna wake up in a smoothieToo many mutha uckasUckin' with my (beatboxing)Everybody come on!Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhhLyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
Hey there Bret,I see you're looking down.Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,Just because I get more women than you,Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.Sure you weedy, and kinda shy,But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy,They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,So just hear me out when I say...Bret you got it going on!The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.I said Bret you got it going ooon!Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,Because you're bumpable,Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now.Bret you got it going on!(Got it going on)That's the conclusion that I've come to,But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.Bret you got it going ooon!(Got it going on...)No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.OH, if one of us was a lady!And I was your man, if I was your man.Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,And then I imagine you with some bosoms.In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.And I just lay there and spooned you.Bret, you got it going on.
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J: Je voudrais une croissantJ: Je suis enchanteJ: Ou est le bibliotheque?J: Voila mon passportJ: Ah, Gerard DepardieuB + J:Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh ohB: Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!B: Foux da fa faFoux da fa fa fa faFoux da fa faAh ee ahB: Foux da fa faFoux da fa fa fa faFoux da fa faAh ee ahB: Et maintenant le voyage a la supermarche!B: Le pamplemousse (grapefruit)B: Ananas (pineapple)B: Jus d'orangeB: BoeufB: Soup du jourB: Le camembertB: Jacque CousteauB: BaguettteJ: Mais ouiJ: Bon jourF: Bon jourJ: Bon jourF: Bon jour, monsieurJ: Bonjour mon petit bureau de changeB: Ca va?L: Ca va.B: Ca va?L: Ca va.B: Voila -- le conversation a la parc.B: Ou est le livre?J: A la bibliothequeB: Et le musique dance?J: Et le discotheque.B: Et le discothequeJ: C'est ci, baby!J: Un, deux, trois, quatreB: Ba ba ba-ba bow!All: Foux da fa faFoux da fa fa fa faFoux da fa faAh ee ahFoux da fa faFoux da fa fa fa faFoux da fa faAh ee ahF: Ou est le piscine?J: Pardon moi?F: Ou'est le piscine?J: ...Uh...F: Splish splashJ: ...Uh...F: Eh...J: Je ne comprends pas.F: Parlez-vous le francais?J: Eh?F: Eh? Parlez-vous le francais?J: Uh ....No.F: Hmmm.B: Foux da fa faFoux da fa fa fa faFoux da fa faAh ee ahBa ba ba-ba bow!Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
There's children on the street using guns and knivesTaking drugs and each other's livesKilling each other with knives and forksCalling each other names like 'dork'There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeysYeah, that's what I said - they're getting diseases from monkeysNow there's junkies with monkey diseaseWho's touching these monkeys, pleaseLeave these poor sick monkeys aloneThey've got problems enough as it is.Man's lying on the streetSome punk's chopped off his headI'm the only one who stopsTo see if he's deadMmm...Turns out he's dead.And that's why I'm singingWhat...what is wrong with the world today?What is wrong with the world today?(Jemaine mumbles)What...what is wrong with the world today?You gotta think about itThink think about it.Good cops been framed and put into a can.All the money that we're making is going to the man.What man?Which man?Who's the man?When's a man a man?What makes a man a man?Am I a man?Yes. Technically I am.They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers.But hat's the real cost?'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.Why are we still paying so much for sneakersWhen you got them made by little slave kidsWhat are your overheads?Well, at the end of your life, you're lucky if die,Sometimes I wonder why we even try.I saw a man lying on the street half deadWith knives and forks sticking out of his leg.And he said,"Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owCan somebody get that knife and fork out of my leg, please?Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?"And then we break it down.This is where we break it downOohThis is where we break it downAahThis is where we do the whoa-o-o-oBreak it downThis is where we build it up nowWe build it up nowWe build it up nowWe build it up nowWe build it up nowBuild it upAnd then we stopLyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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