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http://www.wegame.com : Make your own machinima at WeGame.com.Of all the men of Azeroth, I must say that my least favorite race is the Elf! This is an anthem for all of those like me who detest Elves with every fiber of their being. And to all those who play Elves out there, I fully realize that you are free to choose whichever race you want. And you chose wrong.Hehe, just joking. Kinda.Here are two ring tones for The Anti-Elf Anthem, courtesy of crystalgonzales:The Anti-Elf Anthem Ring Tone (Beginning) http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/m -phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100188&user=crystallgonzalezThe Anti-Elf Anthem Ring Tone (Chorus) http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/m -phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100183&user=crystallgonzalezCheck out my store at: http://www.cafepress.com/oxhornCheck out my website at: http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com
Bonaparte and Vasy Mouton with the Panamanian Kiss of Death going crazy on a monday afternoon.DIRECTOR, CAMERA, EDITING & GRADING: Christoph Mangler (www.dermangler.com) THE ALL-IN-ONE MEDIA TASKFORCE
This material belongs to HBO and is used here under fair use law. Thoughts on Abortion.....How did chickens get involved in this? Because they are decent people.
Take a break from serious politics and enjoy!Don't bother reading the following unless you have watched the ENTIRE video. Match the number of the joke/picture in the video with the number here for explanations.1. "If they're on an island, how do they speak English?"Its a joke.2.Pigs are more civilized than Democrats.3. Democrats are always saying how they really are good people deep down - although they never show it.4. Self explanatory.5. Democrats are always making stupid comments, and the media jumps on them.6. MOST (not all) Democrats are dirt bags.7. They both take money, Democrats waste it on pointless Government projects.8. Self explanatory.9. Self explanatory.10. Self explanatory.11. Al Gore is STUPID. If global warming is happening, then I'm paying $0.50 for gas per gallon.12. Democrats raise taxes for wasteful projects.13. Democrats whine about EVERYTHING.14. Yes, I'm well aware that big-foot was fake, but still, it seems more real than a smart democrat by FAR.15. Bill Clinton + Hillary Clinton = Chelsea. They're both bad lawyers and both bad politicians.16. Self explanatory.17. Self explanatory.18. Self explanatory.19. A comic by Rob Rodgers20. Look at the facts, most people w/o jobs tend to vote democrat. 60% of crimes are committed by high school drop outs. Most people without jobs are high school drop outs. 21. Self explanatory.22. Self explanatory (if you lived through the 90's)23. Democrats (especially Hillary and Barack) NEVER stop bickering.24. Howard Dean hates you and I both.25. Evolve from primitive creatures to civilized humans.26. It's a bumper sticker that you put on the back of your SUV.27. Republicans want to fight terrorists there via the War in Iraq. The Democrats want to fight the war here via terrorist attacks - what idiots!28. Self explanatory.29. Self explanatory.30. Self explanatory.31. Fox News is the Conservative slanted news station - democrats fear being out-debated by people with three times their IQ's. (e.g. Bill O'Reily vs. Hillary. Bill won)32. Most public school teachers are democrats and should NOT be teaching America's future how to be stupid.33. Self explanatory.34. [Stupid] People are always saying how Hillary Clinton is the answer. Answer to what? Who do I vote for to destroy America?35. If cars ran on stupidity, Democrats would never have to worry about filling their tanks.36. If you actually know what you're talking about, than it should be self explanatory.37. In 2004 the Democrats cried "If Bush wins a second term I'm moving to Canada!". Red states = Bush, Blue = Kerry.38. Democrats take from hard working families and give to lazy idiots that dropped out of high school.39. Obama's book "The Audacity of Hope" is a bunch of crap. See #47.40. Self explanatory.41. Let's look at the legacies of our last few Presidents and possible future ones.Regan: Brought down communism.H.W. Bush: Won the Cold War bringing down communism in Russia.Clinton: Brought down his pants.W. Bush: Brought down terrorism.McCain WILL: Bring down terrorismObama WILL: Bring down America.42. Obama LIES, in fact all Democrats do that - name one (that came AFTER Vietnam) that didn't/doesn't lie.43. Obama lacks experience to be President - simple as that.44. See #43.45. Self explanatory.46. Self explanatory.47. McCain has actual leadership experience - Obama lacks that so he bases his campaign on "Hope". See #39.48. Self explanatory.49. Al Gore is as stupid as, no! Stupider than a rock.50. I apologize if this statement offended anyone. I feel strongly against abortion and I believe it is truly wrong. Oh, and to all you hippies, if you want to stop "the killing," stop abortion. Since the start of the Iraq war, 6,587,650 American children have been murdered by abortion.51. Hillary is a worse punishment than a nuclear weapon.52. Liberals (specifically Barack Obama) refuse to say the pledge. The United States IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD, whether you're atheist or Christian.53. Self explanatory.54. Self explanatory.55. "You swore when you told us not to at the beginning, you're more of a hypocrite than Obama or Hillary." Okay? I did not make the picture, I thought it was funny so I incorporated it into the video.56. This is about when Obama said that small town Pennsylvania clung to guns and religion.57. I know this one was hard to read. The top map was for 2004. I have a dream that in 2008 all the states will vote Republican.58. I'm sorry, I made a mistake. 10 out of 10 idiots are Democrats, they don't necessarily support Obama.59. Self explanatory.60. "Dem-o-crap? Wow, you're real mature." I can do without the sarcasm, but get all that liberalism out of you and get some common sense.
UPDATE: There are several copycat videos of this original that have discovered. Note that this is the very first original "Welcome to 1984" video.Who would Jesus bomb? Yeah, who would Jesus kill?The double talk is past surrealThe word of god is now the word of hateWar is peace, and freedom is the police stateCan't you see the writing on the wall?Democracy lays trampled on the floor...You better believe that...Hell yeah I'm confused for sure what I thought was the New Millennium is 1984!Mr. Orwell from the grave, adding fresh ink to the pageAs the unpresident declares an endless war...Welcome to 1984!Feels like Nazi Germany, and Hitler on TV,As the unpresident spews his homophobic speechDidn't the Allies fought a war to end extremist fascist lawSo tell me NOW what the fuck are we fighting for?I just can not take it anymoreDemocracy lays trampled on the floor...Man, isn't freedom great?!?!Hell yeah I'm confused for sure what I thought was the New Millennium is 1984!Mr. Orwell from the grave, adding fresh ink to the pageAs the unpresident declares an endless war...Now we've got...Armies of peace, armed to the teeth, delivering death to make the world a better placeSo celebrate the weapons spending, say a toast to Armageddon, raise some hell!We're all headed straight to hell!!!Hell yeah I'm confused for sure what I thought was the New Millennium is 1984!Mr. Orwell from the grave, adding fresh ink to the pageAs the unpresident declares an endless war...Welcome to 1984!
Jeffrey Lewis is one of the most captivating performers today. He's got a lightning fast brain and lyrics fly around the room in a rave of social and anti social consciousness. This session was after The New York Anti Folk AllStar show at the Bamboo Room in Lake Worth Florida and shot by Neil London at Musified Project's David'K's studio in City Place, West Palm Beach. We think there are more words in this song than ever recorded in any song ever. For more Jeffrey Lewis videos goto http://ictv1.com/music/antifolk and visit Jeffrey's site http://thejeffreylewissite.com
