Ariel's naughty side has come out. With this hillarious parody of "Part of your world" from Disney's Little Mermaid, comes a side of Ariel which you've never seen before.Lyrics: (Mature only)Maybe he's right, maybe there really is something the matter with me. I just don't believe that something that makes such wonderful things could be bad...Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?Wouldn't you think my collections complete?Wouldn't you think I'm a girl,A girl who has... everything?Look at my face, check out my chest,Wouldn't you say clamshell bras are the best.Lookin around me you'd think, Sure, I could tap that.But as you know I'm a mer-folk,and so I'm a fish down below.You want great human looks? I've got half.But who cares, no big deal, I want more...I wanna be like the people are,Not with scales but with real genitalia.Rolling around between the, what do you call them?Oh... sheets.Flipping my fins, I can't get to far,Cunts are required for nearly everything.Selling myself on the......what's that word again? Street.Up where they bang,Up where they bone,Up where they stay up at night all alone.I've never cum, wish I could have, a vagina.What would I give......if I could live with a vibrator?What would I pay......to spend a day, warm with a cock.Bet you on land they'd understand,that they don't, fuck over their daughters.Wet young women, sick of nothing,ready to lay...I'm ready to do what the people do,What's your position and,What's your name and...What's gonorrhea and why does it...What's the word? Burn?When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love...Love to fuck like they do up above.Not celibate, wish I could have...a vagina.............................
Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature two weeks ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The fishermen originally believed that they had caught an alien and decided to film the monster with the help of a cell phone camera. The footage clearly shows the creatures' head, body and long tail. The bizarre catch was weighing almost 100 kilograms, the Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.However, ufologists and scientists were greatly disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten.Chairman of the Anomalous Phenomena Service, Andrei Gorodovoi, stated that the creature, which he could see on the short video, was an anomalous being. However, it could hardly be described as an extraterrestrial form of life, he added. Gorodovoi rejected the version about mermaids too. "There are many legends about mermaids living in the Sea of Azov. Nevertheless, specialists of the Service for Anomalous Phenomena have never confirmed those fairytales. On the other hand, we do not deny the possibility of other forms of life in the Sea of Azov," the ufologist sad.A spokesman for the Rostov-based zoo, Alexander Lipkovich, contacted local ichthyologists and asked their opinion about the Azov alien. "They said that the fish bears resemblance to a sturgeon. It was an extremely interesting individual. I have never seen anything like this before in my whole life," the specialist said.
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"Poor Unfortunate Soul" sung by Pat Carroll- But I... Come on - This way - Come in, come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude! One might question your upbringing. Now, then, you're here, because you have a thing for this human, this prince fellow. Not that I blame you. He is quite a catch, isn't he? Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself - Can you do that? - My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk, like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light and made a switch True? Yes And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely and depressed Pathetic Poor unfortunate souls in pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron crying "Spells, Ursula, please!" And I help them? Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint, but on the whole I've been a saint to those poor unfortunate souls Now, here's the deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days! Now listen, this is important. Before the sun sets on the third day you've got to get dear old princie to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss, the kiss of true love. If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day you'll remain human permanently. But if he doesn't you'll turn back into a mermaid and... you belong to me - No, Ariel! - Have we got a deal? - If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again! - That's right. But you'll have your man. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing, you know - But I don't have any... - I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is... your voice - My voice? - You've got it, sweetcakes. No more talking, singing. Zip - But without my voice how can I... - You'll have your looks, your pretty face. And don't underestimate the importance of body language The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore Yes, on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for? Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue, who gets her man Come on, you, poor unfortunate soul Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day It won't cost much. Just your voice You, poor unfortunate soul It's sad, but true If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet, you've got to pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath, and go ahead and sign the scroll Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll This poor unfotunate soul Beluga, Sevruga. Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larengix, Glaucitus, Et max Laryngitus La voce to me Now sing!... Keep singing!
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Hi Bellas,I wanted to wear my favorite colors. I realize it's the winter season and we're suppposedly supposed to be wearing dark colors...but I'll always be a Florida girl at heart and tropical colors are a year round trend!Check out my video on Wednesday to see me create Kim Kardashian shimmery brown eyes.Don't forget to subscribe!Here's What I Used (All MAC unless otherwise specified):FACE-coppertone blushEYES-bare canvas paint-dark blue side of sea and sky mineralized duo-NYX highlight e/s-aquadisiac e/s-cool heat e/s-brill e/s-silverbleu shadestick-kohl pencil in smolder-MUFE no 92-Revlon colorstay liquid liner in blackest black-ardell wispies-Smashbox iconic mascaraLIPS-NARS sunset lipglosswww.MakeupByRenRen.com
The S Club 7 song, never had a dream come true. This is one of my fave songs but I cry whenever it is on. The song is like my life song about the boy I loved.It suited Mermaid melody, so I used it, enjoy!
